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“You should be wearing a helmet you cunt”

There is no legal requirement in the UK to wear a helmet. Even bodies like British Cycling retain a neutral stance on helmets. There’s some evidence to say helmets can limit injury in an accident, though there’s also studies to say drivers give more room to cyclists not wearing a helmet. So by wearing one you’re potentially increasing your chances of being hit though limiting your chance of injury. Go without one and cars will steer clear but in the event of a crash you’re lacking protection. It’s a tough choice. But it is just that, a choice.

So no Mr Astra driver, I shouldn't, I could and sometimes I do but I'm not now. So focus your little eyes on the road and please spill hot coffee all over your balls.
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“Cyclist eh? You cunts all run red lights.”

[This was in a pub before you call me out for riding through Wetherspoons.]
I certainly don’t ever run red lights. No one I know does, but I’m sure some cyclists do, they’re not me though, just like you’re not that driver that drove the wrong way down the motorway killing a 27 year old man. Or that driver that was on her phone and ploughed down a Grandmother. Yup car drivers are cunts too and often with devastating results. If a cyclist runs a red light it’s likely the only person they’re going to injure is themselves.

So Mr Tracksuit get back to drinking your Stella and keep that Staffy away from my gland.
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